And here we go!

So! I'm going to start this again. I used to blog in high school, mainly because it looked like I was doing something (which allowed me to make it through two back to back study halls without doing a damn thing), but also..it was kind of fun. Plus, I sort of amuse myself from time to time, so it gave me something to look back on when I was bored and laugh at the sheer cleverness of the nonsense I had posted two weeks earlier. Cool.

Alright, who am I? My name is Brooke. I am currently a 24 year old, no college non graduate who is completely content with my decisions in life, despite what other people think about my choices (these people are just upset that their life is not as cool as mine). I am married to an AMAZING man (his name is Kevin, you might know him, he knows EVERYONE). I know everyone says that and how 'Oh he's my best friend!!'...yeah, whatever. My husband really is my best friend. See below.

See? We're not one of those beautiful couples perfectly posed in pressed pants that will have beautiful children some day. Our children will be Harley riding little smart asses, sporting Chucks on their feet, backwards ball caps on their little noggins, chucking up the deuce. But that's a story for another day.

We have two babies. Don't tell me that the pictures below are not babies but rather dogs. No shit. We don't have kids, so, these little devils fill that gap. Meet Diesel the asshole poodle, and Flying Flynn. Keep an eye out for future videos demonstrating how well he fits his name. They're fun. They're a handful. We love them.

So that's about as far as I'm going to get into this tonight. Tomorrow we have to get our butts out of bed before 10 (don't judge, its Saturday tomorrow and Kevin works second shift.....that excuse works for me too if you don't ask my hours) to go look at some houses. We need to get out of this rental yesterday before the neighbor lady from old rickety bored bitch hell decides to call the cops on us again. Moral of the story - throwing little petrified pebbles of dog shit over the bright orange snow fence into your neighbors yard makes you feel better. Oh don't worry, I'll explain the snow fence too.